sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via leavenostonyunturned)

twloserblog:

you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses

(via ralcott)

jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

(via tragedyandbones)

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via scandalled)

(via gnarlyhaleinski)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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ani-chi-chan:

  1. westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

(via m-enophobia)

fireandshellamari:

when people upset the friends

(via leavenostonyunturned)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Cookie the Little Penguin being tickled

(via you-must-chill)

daeneryus:

envyadams:

#no mira mira mira mira

ITS LIKE WHATEVER U WANT.. LIKE 10 DOLLARS IT DONT MATTER

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