- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
- #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
No fucking joke, my absolute favorite customers are teenagers. They are always polite and patient. The older the customer is, the more nervous I get when they approach my register because nearly every single time they are absolutely patronizing and rude.