donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

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vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

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spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

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magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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jokersxlover:

emptychests:

nerdy-narwhal:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

natgeofound:

Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic

Something about this photo is hySTERICAL TO ME

oh dear

so at a marching band competition last year, one of our people passed out in the middle of our show and we stepped over her and left her and prayed the trombones wouldn’t kill her and we got extra points from the judges

 that is horrible

that is marching band

jokersxlover:

emptychests:

nerdy-narwhal:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

natgeofound:

Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic

Something about this photo is hySTERICAL TO ME

oh dear

so at a marching band competition last year, one of our people passed out in the middle of our show and we stepped over her and left her and prayed the trombones wouldn’t kill her and we got extra points from the judges

 that is horrible

that is marching band

(via tragedyandbones)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

loki-cat:

#this is why you can’t join the avengers peter for fuck’s sake

It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

loki-cat:

#this is why you can’t join the avengers peter for fuck’s sake

It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider

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dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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caramelkite:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

No fucking joke, my absolute favorite customers are teenagers.  They are always polite and patient.  The older the customer is, the more nervous I get when they approach my register because nearly every single time they are absolutely patronizing and rude.

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